It may be rubbish, but at least it's British rubbish...

My one stop shop for all your stupid rubbish download needs is now open here.

So now, for the first time everyone can:

• Accurately superimpose "Merry Christmas" on Test Card F with my ANCHOR True Type font
• Go all cubist and sign their Picassos with my ITA Picasso font.
• Create their own Central Television Invoices and Delivery notes with my Central corporate font.
• Make their images look (almost) like tatty PAL or VHS with my Python plug-in filters for The GIMP.

And all in the comfort of your own home. How can you resist? I just hope Google's servers are load balanced...